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420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

420ghost:

metalicmonocrome:

autumnblossoms:

HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!

These make me so happy!!!

Boonanas

let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass

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It is not satan’s fault. There is no imaginary evil spirit chasing you.
The struggles you are going through are part of being a human being, going through the motions of everyday life.
Please stop saying that “the devil is bringing you down.” YOU are bringing yourself down.

Unfortunately, no one is going to save you. Some of us have friends and family who may help us out of a bind but at the end of the day, you are left to your own demise.

Take responsibility.

It is not satan’s fault. There is no imaginary evil spirit chasing you.
The struggles you are going through are part of being a human being, going through the motions of everyday life.
Please stop saying that “the devil is bringing you down.” YOU are bringing yourself down.

Unfortunately, no one is going to save you. Some of us have friends and family who may help us out of a bind but at the end of the day, you are left to your own demise.

Take responsibility.

Last night I had a dream that I went to McDonalds and ordered a burger with no meat. o.O (In-and-Out has a much better meat-less burger, would never go to McD for that.)

I was in the drive-thru but the worker took a long time to take my order. The cars behind me got anxious. They were getting mad at me. Finally, the worker takes my order but then she couldn’t hear me.

Cars started pulling out. One even went over the curb, just to get out of the drive-thru line.

At this point I wanted to just go but for some reason I stayed in line. I went inside.

Well, of course they messed up my order and I waited for a ridiculous amount of time. I asked for the manager, but she was acting crazy. As I was leaving, one of the workers preparing food farted really loudly, didn’t even say excuse me. I didn’t eat my food after that. LOL!

Then I had another dream that I was in a cupcake shop, eating a bunch of cupcakes but then an alien invasion happened.
There’s always something getting between me and my food. -.-

amoying:

hello this is for u

amoying:

hello this is for u

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psychedelicatessenn:

acid-addiction:

junkthemagicdragon:

i-am-your-tourniquet:

I’m happy for the amount of notes this has, it definitely deserves each and every one.

absolutely

psychedelicatessenn:

acid-addiction:

junkthemagicdragon:

i-am-your-tourniquet:

I’m happy for the amount of notes this has, it definitely deserves each and every one.

absolutely

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

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